General Talk People so stupid

[Merlin]

How can you come to the store not knowing what the fek you actually need?
Customer: hi, uhhh I need um uhhhh you know that thing
Me tapping into my telepathic powers:

 

[Saraphine]

Worked at a garden center, had a customer come and ask for the name of "that yellow flower I saw on a bush"
And when I asked him to give me more details he got angry and thought I should know exactly what kind of flower he was looking for.

 

[Merlin]

Worked at a garden center, had a customer come and ask for the name of "that yellow flower I saw on a bush"
And when I asked him to give me more details he got angry and thought I should know exactly what kind of flower he was looking for.

C'mon now, you should have known xD